Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
this selfie is going to be legendary
judgin you if you don’t reblog this
I love this so much
i fucking love this omg this is legendary
I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”
if you gave me $1000 to spend I would still click lowest to highest price
parenting, you’re doing it right.
THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH
This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry
"The day you decide to love yourself, is the day you will finally be set free."
"I regret killing Augustus, I should have killed the cancer instead and let him and Hazel live happily ever after."